I'm a fuckface this morning

Damn it if I haven't found the best way to wake up.

I got all pissed this morning because I spilled damn coffee grounds all over the counter. How the hell do you clean that shit up? Ain't got a grounds mop around here, and it's way too much for a paper towel. I'll go at it with the vacuum momentarily.

As my blood/rage-o-hol content reached a level orders higher than impairment, I found that I was awake as a damn crying baby.