Aristotle was a fuck

Damn if those Greek jack-of-all-trade enlightened dudes weren't a bunch of pricks.

Aristotle was all about the physics in addition to the philosophy, even though he was mostly wrong about everything he said. Since I'm somewhat of an anti-philosophy guy, I think I'll diversify and become an anti-physics guy, too.

My theory: fuck physics. Yeah, there's two things I can neither stand nor understand.

First: damn headphone cords. I put them in my pocket for not more than a 15 minute walk and all of a sudden these fucks are more annoyingly convoluted than a damn Lost narrative arc.

Second: spilling coffee. I got a damn cup and a damn lid and I'm holding the thing as steady as one can at a 2 mph stride, and the fucker keeps spilling shit on my hands. How in the hell does this happen people?