Morals are stupid.

I pee on stuff. Yeah I admit it. To quote Sex and the City: "it's my thing, let it go" (I know I always do ;).

You think you're high and mighty because you don't? Reality check buster: everyone pees. You might pee in a toilet because it's morally (morally = arbitrarily) acceptable, but at the end of the day, yours is made out of the same stuff mine is (20% water, 60% coffee grounds, 20% contempt).

Go mellow on that for a while.